I AM BLESSING THE PARKING SERVICES OFFICE WITH MY PRESENCE TOMORROW. No way am I paying this most recent ticket of 95 FREAKIN DOLLARS. Improper registration? I hate you.
- ― Steve Maraboli (via psych-quotes)
- me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
i am one hell of a woman and you should all be fucking terrified of me