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I AM BLESSING THE PARKING SERVICES OFFICE WITH MY PRESENCE TOMORROW. No way am I paying this most recent ticket of 95 FREAKIN DOLLARS. Improper registration? I hate you.

highschoolhottie:

 
arleinalundy:

Me at school. 

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department, via thefuuuucomics)

"Sometimes life knocks you on your ass… get up, get up, get up!!! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them."

- ― Steve Maraboli (via psych-quotes)

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"what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?"

- me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)

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kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

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amazign:

i am one hell of a woman and you should all be fucking terrified of me

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bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(Source: fymodernfamily, via itsalwayssummahsomewhere)

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

ruinedchildhood:

She warned him.

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